That go like this…..
Ems: Dave Matthews is not very handsome.
Mama: He doesn’t need to be, that’s not what makes him attractive.
Ems: What if he was a Wookie?
Boo: Lord Voldemort is in the driveway.
Boo: No, Dobby is in the driveway.
Ems: Oh. I wouldn’t like that. I like Dobby but I would be scared if I saw him in the driveway.
Boo: Professor Snape is in the driveway.
Ems: (catching on) Dumbledore is in the driveway.
Boo: OOOHH. Likey, likey.
Ems: Eww, Dumbledore?
Mama: Boo, Dumbledore is an old, old man. He’s over a hundred years old.
Boo: I don’t care. I looooove him.
Ems: Ew. You’re gross.
Boo: And you’re a hobo.
Boo: Mommy, there’s a hobo in the driveway.